This is a tale about a girl who tried to kill herself. And in order to kill herself she decided to create poison at home. Needless to say, I was asked by this idiot, "What is the strongest brand of cigarette that makes you cough up?". I said, after a slight bit of contemplation: "I will tell you later."
Now she had not told me what she was going to do with the cigarettes, did she? Naturally, I told her the brand that I thought was the cheapest, most disgusting and irritatingly filled with more sawdust than the real thing.
Had she told me she wanted to create pure nicotine and eat it to die I would have said something otherwise. But people do not specify nowadays.
I am really sorry M. For me, you had to puke out everything you had eaten for the last few weeks, and you are still burping nicotine. Or what is nicotine flavored sawdust.
And I still cannot believe you mixed it with Horlicks.
But oh well, if you had seen your face when you had the first bite off that Pizza which I got you for being alive. It was a moment to look out for.