A Liar's Guide to the Dreams..

In the dead of the night, the dreams come in one by one. They cling to you with soft acceptance, and they know it all..

These are the dreams which leave a note of remembrance. They cling to our tongues like a bittersweet delight.

They feel familiar, though their flavour melts in the mouth... and taste distinctly unusual.


March 05, 2006

MUH MA-A-A-N!!!

Since I have been tagged by both Rainbeau Peep and ru, I have decided to join the team and tag other unsuspecting creature. I tag Good morning Midnight, Roy, JAP, Still Dancer, “SEN”sational, Deep, Srin and Illusionary.

The tagged victim has to mention 8 things that they want in their perfect mate, and they must mention the sex of the person concerned.

So here I was at Big Bazaar yesterday, deciding on the mighty decisions that were plaguing me… as deep and thoughtful as George Bush’s reason for kissing a baby for all to see {Michael Jackson, eat your confused heart (and some other sections in the process) out!!} and yes, the Kid leather Ballerina shoes that I finally bought was WORTH the bloody (being the apt choice) price I paid.

EE-ni-way, where was I??

Oh yeah, Big Bazaar. And I saw the PERFECT MAN!! He was 6 feet two, handsome as sin, with the purrfectest little cleft at the bottom of his chin. I fell in love with him at sight. On closer Inspection, he proved to be a honorable man, great with kids and completely willing to love the love of his life.

SO I BOUGHT THE MILLS AND BOON BOOK AND CAME HOME.


My Song has been slightly inspired by Salt-n-Pepa’s Whatta Man.

The ONE

My Man should be easygoing, nice and not uncool,

Should know his own way, he’d be nobody’s fool.

Thoughtful and smart, yet not shy to learn more,

Must clean my home, and mustn’t be a big bore.

Share with me his wit, his pleasures, and his pains,

Remind me stuffs that I always forget to name,

Would be my lover, my friend, my strength and all,

And should be at least in height, six feet tall.

That's all that what I want in my perfect mate,

The rest of this BIG matter I leave to FATE.


Copyright @ p.b. 2006

P.S. A little extra… since hope, that foul, deceitful thing asks for more… he should love my family, too.

7 comments:

Srin said...

Hi, thank you for tagging me, I've been tagged already.

Roy said...

Hei, it’s really the tough thing to do bcoz I’m confused which thing I should use...brain or heart!! Then decided let use the heart & brain both. Here the list goes..

1. My perfect mate should be a GIRL
2. she would always hate me but the amount of hatred never be more than 0%
3. If I tell a joke, hope I don’t have to explain the meanings of that…little bit intelitechtual but it doesn’t mean should have to be from oxford university
4. the dress she would wear not be look- like barbed wire fence ( you can see thru but danger to touch) type
5. If she would be famous like the Aishwarys Rai, should not expect me to act like bolywood star!!
6. she should always follow the guidelines of nice girls by all the “K” wala serial by Balaji Telefilms
7. whenever she would go for shopping, 51% of shoppings would be for me
8. Christopher Columbus did not need any directions, and neither do I…..rather be the campus for me, she should be the ship for me…go along with me!!

Let see, though there is a risk to be ended like Columbus…. find America rather than India…wrong place!!!

panu said...

Srin - OK.

Roy - correct me if I am wrong, but this game is all about tagging unsuspecting creatures and writing of them on your OWN blog. But thanks for telling me...

Roy said...

Hei.. actually you know, I dont wanna anything to publish except musical stuff...


Look everywhere it's the time for discount & SALE...do some discount for me....plzzz!!

Thanks for tagging me ..
Roy

panu said...

oh ALL Right!!

*sigh*

Patient Portnoy said...

have been following this tag, and let me tell you, yours takes the MOST INNOVATIVE award

panu said...

PP- Thanx Darling... I really really appreciate your appreciation.