I have lost the cellphone again.
A thief stole it while stealing other things as well. Like my purse and my I-pod.
Apparently I had a conversation with him while I was sleeping.
It went like this.
[Middle of the night. I feel hands rummaging through my side. Sleepily I begin]
Me: (Ke?) Who's this?
Thief: Ami.(Its me.)
Me: Ami? Ami Ke? Ar Phone Nichho Keno? (Me? Me who? And why are you taking my phone?)
Thief: Ma chaichhe. (Mother wants it)
Me: Keno? O to use korte jane na... (Why? She does not know how to use it...)
Thief snaps back: Ami ki jani keno chaichhe... chaichhe tai dichhi. (How do I know why she wants it. I just know she does)
Me : oh okay.
[I go back to sleep.]
I got completely freaked when I saw what had happened. And police enquiry people laughed their heads off when they heard it.
They weren't laughing when they found a knife though. One of those with old bloodstains on it.
12 comments:
Are you serious? You were at home? This is VERY scary.
i am completely and utterly serious.
:O
what shitness!
i know. dammit.
WTF?!
Sleep with your windows shut, woman! And sue the local municipality for their security or lack thereof. Gah. Scary.
i know. it is.
what the fuck??
ssala jemon bokchod tui, temni dhyamnachod tor chor.
hyaaaaaaa.
does wierdness follow u??? or is it u who goes out seeking for dem!?!?!!!!!
i think the former is true.
Wow craziest 'things stolen' story I have heard...
well. it happened.
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